Agent Zero Shut Out From NBA

Contributed by Nolan Sinclair

Gilbert Arenas has been suspended from the NBA for the rest of the season. I can honestly say that I am very pleased with this decision. I am also on the side that thinks he should have his contract Lou Brown’d.

(To have your contract Lou Brown’d means that your boss rips you contract up in front of your face and pisses on it. Which is what happened to Roger Dorn when he didn’t want to do his calisthenics in “Major League”.)

Gilbert Areans is what is wrong with the NBA. He is a high-priced underachiever that has never brought a title (or even some playoff success) to the team that just throws money at him. He is a man that doesn’t feel that he has do follow the law, or even more simply, the rules. A wise man once told me that “rules are rules,” and anyone that doesn’t follow them is a schmuck.

Arenas has no business stepping on a floor for the remainder of this season or for a long time coming. He brought guns to his place of work. Whether it was a joke or not he seemed to be threatening a teammate and then made light of the situation instead of showing remorse. If any one of us did something like that we would not be suspended we would have been thrown out of our jobs on our ass. This man is an immature punk that has a talent that he seems to care less about.

You would think that a player coached by Lute Olsen would have a better head on his shoulders.

I guess not.